fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

Me, age 13: Um, no, I'm not a 'furry' call it 'anthro' -please-. I don't associate with smelly nerds and perverts. Can't you tell from the "ANTI-FURRY PORN" button on my deviantart journal? Also, I type like this.
Me, my 20s: who awnts THE ULTIMATE MOTHERFUCKING YIFF

rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

(Source: carelessobserver)

riot-of-flowers:

sweets0uthernmess:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

OH MY GOSH

That puppy is all like “I’M READY, LET’S GO! LET’S GET SOME JUSTICE DONE!” (and then probably goes off to chase a butterfly around the training area).

riot-of-flowers:

sweets0uthernmess:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

OH MY GOSH

That puppy is all like “I’M READY, LET’S GO! LET’S GET SOME JUSTICE DONE!” (and then probably goes off to chase a butterfly around the training area).

sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:






MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU





This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

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MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

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ohstopityou


This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

(Source: observando)

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

olisupertramp:

this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.

(Source: freezyqueen)

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

wow for some reason this is terrifying to watch. ._.

Click here to support Help a Trans Girl Stay in the US by Queers and Allies of NAU

wocinsolidarity:

SIGNAL BOOST

(Source: cosmic-oceans)

arcticmonkies:

sexting

arcticmonkies:

sexting